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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 447thMost Devout: 482nd
The Military-Industrial Complex of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Look, a distraction!
High CEO I
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cannot Get A Name

Population12.517 billion

CapitalZrahull-Vremore
LeaderHigh CEO I
FaithThe Church of Cannot Get A Name Inc

CurrencyFirst-Born
AnimalRed Herring

The Military-Industrial Complex of Cannot Get A Name is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High CEO I with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.517 billion Cannot Get A Namites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zrahull-Vremore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannot Get A Namean economy, worth a remarkable 2,876 trillion First-Borns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 229,798 First-Borns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,115,733 per year while the poor average 2,539, a ratio of 833 to 1.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Zrahull-Vremore make great practice for foreign snipers, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and most foreigners can't name the leader of Cannot Get A Name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cannot Get A Name's national animal is the Red Herring, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Cannot Get A Name Inc.

Cannot Get A Name is ranked 11,910th in the world and 1st in The Big City for Most Stationary, with 2,098.45478198808 days.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 447thMost Devout: 482ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 615thMost Avoided: 867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,189thMost Armed: 1,285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,318thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,364thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,467thFattest Citizens: 1,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,638thMost Primitive: 1,709thLargest Mining Sector: 2,617thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,358thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,696thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,015thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,373rdRudest Citizens: 4,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,991stLargest Retail Industry: 5,165thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,919thHighest Average Incomes: 6,862ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,257thHighest Economic Output: 7,725thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,145thMost Patriotic: 11,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,750thMost Stationary: 11,910thLargest Black Market: 13,598thTop
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Largest Governments: 24,078thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,849th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Cannot Get A Name's influence in The Big City rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Cannot Get A Name's influence in The Big City fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cannot Get A Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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