by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,039th
The Quaker Conglomerate of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nothing is better for thee than me
Richard Cheese Cleese
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.65 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderRichard Cheese Cleese

AnimalQuaker man

The Quaker Conglomerate of Cannula is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Cheese Cleese with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.65 billion Quakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Oats a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,907 Oats, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Being Richard Cheese Cleese has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannula's national animal is the Quaker man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quakerism.

Cannula is ranked 33,015th in the world and 5th in Westfalen Westphalia for Largest Populations, with 9.65 billion Capita.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,690thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,039thLargest Black Market: 3,082ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,509thMost Devout: 4,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,741stHighest Average Incomes: 9,241stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,466thHighest Economic Output: 10,032ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,767thLargest Governments: 11,835thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,210thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,645thMost Developed: 14,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,113thLowest Crime Rates: 15,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,590thMost Efficient Economies: 16,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,227thBest Weather: 22,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,488th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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