Population | 13.843 billion |
Capital | Avadacha |
Leader | Executive Minister Asena Yonan |
Faith | Callamic Christianity |
Currency | utopia |
Animal | Cansilican painted wolf |
The Federal States of Cansilica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Minister Asena Yonan with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.843 billion Cansilicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avadacha. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cansilican economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion utopias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,613 utopias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Treason is relative, the insurance industry is outlawed, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cansilica's national animal is the Cansilican painted wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Callamic Christianity.
Cansilica is ranked 79,468th in the world and 4th in Universal Pact for Most Stationary, with 608.86236727228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cansilica withdrew its endorsement from The Republic of Ivelboria.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, the insurance industry is outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, treason is relative.
- : Cansilica endorsed The Republic of Ivelboria.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Cansilica.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Cansilica, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.