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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,130thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,242nd
The Principality of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Be Faithful, Honour The Prince and Your Family
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Capetlant

Population350 million

CapitalQair Tigau

CurrencyGold Tiger
AnimalTiger

The Principality of Capetlant is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 350 million Capetlantans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qair Tigau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Capetlantic economy, worth 34.7 trillion Gold Tigers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,017 Gold Tigers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,469 per year while the poor average 3,579, a ratio of 210 to 1.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Qair Tigau. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Capetlant's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capetlant is ranked 106,130th in the world and 3,124th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 69.1439835256 Days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,130thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,242ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,035thFattest Citizens: 6,774thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,109thMost Devout: 7,150thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,863rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,997thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,839thMost Efficient Economies: 17,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,641st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Devout: 191st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 468th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 567th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 582nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 622nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 634th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656th in the regionMost Cultured: 787th in the regionLargest Black Market: 803rd in the regionMost Avoided: 805th in the regionMost Developed: 886th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Capetlant was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
  • : Capetlant was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
  • : Capetlant changed its national capital to "Qair Tigau".
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Qair Tigau.
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Capetlant was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Capetlant, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.

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