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Most Primitive: 4,898thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,245thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,208th
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Capitalist Republic of Yoshi

Population714 million



The Principality of Capitalist Republic of Yoshi is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 714 million Capitalist Republic of Yoshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoylecity. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Capitalist Republic of Yoshian economy, worth 66.0 trillion pledges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,375 pledges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalist Republic of Yoshi's national animal is the Yoshi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Republic of Yoshi is ranked 227,584th in the world and 6,960th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 10.12 Atheism Rate.

Most Primitive: 4,898thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,245thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,229thLargest Mining Sector: 12,074thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,689thMost Devout: 16,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,831st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 234th in the regionMost Primitive: 275th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 434th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 557th in the regionMost Devout: 612th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 634th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 660th in the region

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