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Most Valuable International Artwork: 682ndMost Secular: 2,634thLargest Retail Industry: 3,032nd
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Every man a king !
Miłosz Ratkowski
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Capitalists Unions

Population1.198 billion

CapitalUnion City
LeaderMiłosz Ratkowski

CurrencyCuracoes
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Capitalists Unions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Miłosz Ratkowski with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.198 billion Capitalists Unionsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalists Unionsian economy, worth 163 trillion Curacoeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,503 Curacoeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalists Unions's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalists Unions is ranked 31,950th in the world and 29th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 265,725 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 682ndTop
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Most Secular: 2,634thLargest Retail Industry: 3,032ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,941stRudest Citizens: 4,203rdFattest Citizens: 4,434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,619thMost Avoided: 7,496thMost Influential: 8,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,439thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,316thMost Efficient Economies: 15,941stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,356thHighest Average Incomes: 17,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,310thSmartest Citizens: 18,373rdHighest Drug Use: 21,502nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, Miłosz Ratkowski spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Capitalists Unions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalists Unions, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.

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