The Free Land of Capitalists Unions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Miłosz Ratkowski with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.198 billion Capitalists Unionsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalists Unionsian economy, worth 163 trillion Curacoeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,503 Curacoeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalists Unions's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalists Unions is ranked 31,950^th in the world and 29^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 265,725 Standard Monetary Units.