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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,402ndMost Patriotic: 6,843rd
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Fome e Preguiça
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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CapivaraLand

Population997 million

CapitalCapybary
LeaderCapybara

CurrencyCentavos
AnimalCapybara

The Armed Republic of CapivaraLand is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Capybara with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 997 million Capibaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capybary. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving CapivaraLandian economy, worth 96.2 trillion Centavos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 96,500 Centavos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CapivaraLand's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CapivaraLand is ranked 22,828th in the world and 531st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,572.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,402ndMost Patriotic: 6,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,820thMost Authoritarian: 10,309thLowest Crime Rates: 10,548thBest Weather: 11,945thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,303rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,463rdLargest Governments: 17,465thMost Secular: 17,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,828th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionMost Patriotic: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionBest Weather: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 324th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 330th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 382nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 386th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 476th in the regionMost Secular: 476th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 491st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 593rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 607th in the regionMost Developed: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : CapivaraLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, vacationing Capibaryans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in CapivaraLand, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.

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