The Federal Republic of Capreia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 743 million Capreians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archton. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Capreian economy, worth 69.9 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,022 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capreia's national animal is the Sea Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Capreia is ranked 26,224^th in the world and 160^th in Europe for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.29 Whatever.