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Largest Retail Industry: 1,762ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,478thNicest Citizens: 3,569th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
All the world under one roof
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Caprinia

Population3.845 billion

CapitalVille-Marie
LeaderFitzroy Delacroix
FaithCatholic Christianity

CurrencyCaprinian dollar
AnimalLion

The Empire of Caprinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fitzroy Delacroix with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.845 billion Caprinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville-Marie. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caprinian economy, worth 698 trillion Caprinian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,584 Caprinian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Caprinian mussels the biggest in Europeia, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caprinia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Caprinia is ranked 91,574th in the world and 282nd in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,762ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,478thNicest Citizens: 3,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,504thMost Efficient Economies: 4,782ndMost Inclusive: 5,089thMost Devout: 5,346thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,043rdMost Cultured: 6,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,718thHealthiest Citizens: 7,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,100thLowest Crime Rates: 8,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,628thHighest Average Incomes: 8,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,985thMost Developed: 10,252ndLargest Governments: 11,362ndSmartest Citizens: 12,230thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,969thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,187thMost Influential: 16,791stMost Pacifist: 17,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,316thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,813th
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Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caprinia was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Laudesia.
  • : Caprinia's influence in Europeia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Caprinian mussels the biggest in Europeia.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Caprinia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, Ville-Marie spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.

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