by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 675th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 755th Most Avoided: 766th
The ❤️ Delinquent ❤️ of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Racism is Whack
Default Skin
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Captain Lard

Population2.029 billion

CapitalDisney World
LeaderDefault Skin
FaithThe Gospel of Ben Shapiro


The ❤️ Delinquent ❤️ of Captain Lard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Default Skin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.029 billion Lardlings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AWESOME economy, worth 493 trillion spittoons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 243,160 spittoons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,114,207 per year while the poor average 32,260, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, many believe that Default Skin's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Captain Lard's national animal is the Jesus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Gospel of Ben Shapiro.

Captain Lard is ranked 145,537th in the world and 102nd in Lardyland for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 8.31 Effective Tax Rate.

Fattest Citizens: 675thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 755thMost Avoided: 766thLargest Retail Industry: 983rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,050thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,066thMost Armed: 1,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,118thMost Secular: 1,326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,340thLargest Mining Sector: 1,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,472ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,500thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,581stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,948thHighest Average Incomes: 2,990thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,823rdNudest: 4,001stHighest Crime Rates: 4,142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,558thLargest Black Market: 6,840thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,369thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,831stMost Efficient Economies: 10,287thMost Conservative: 12,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,428thLargest Governments: 15,550th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the region

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