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Most Valuable International Artwork: 266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rdFattest Citizens: 501st
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Captain Lard

Population6.944 billion

CapitalOutKast Hey Ya
Leaderfat mario
FaithOutKast Hey Ya

CurrencyOutKast Hey Ya
AnimalOutKast Hey Ya

The Fat of Captain Lard is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fat mario with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.944 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 273,696 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,428,418 per year while the poor average 4,266, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South OutKast Hey Ya Sea, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.

Captain Lard is ranked 45,555th in the world and 5th in Lardyland for Largest Populations, with 6.94 billion Capita.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rdFattest Citizens: 501stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 506thMost Avoided: 573rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 700thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 858thLargest Retail Industry: 944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 984thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,112thMost Secular: 1,170thMost Armed: 1,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,454thLargest Mining Sector: 1,789thRudest Citizens: 2,107thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,407thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,470thMost Efficient Economies: 2,504thHighest Average Incomes: 2,736thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,868thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,357thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,047thHighest Crime Rates: 5,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,891stNudest: 6,637thLargest Black Market: 6,776thHighest Economic Output: 8,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,573rdTop
Largest Governments: 12,155thSmartest Citizens: 15,996thMost Conservative: 20,342nd
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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