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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,472ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,483rd
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Card Farmer 460

Population2.098 billion


The Republic of Card Farmer 460 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.098 billion Card Farmer 460ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 460ian economy, worth 277 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 132,477 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-cards mansions, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 460's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 460 is ranked 148,901st in the world and 2,169th in Birb for Most Influential, scoring 14 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,472ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,266thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,804thMost Devout: 7,955thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,055thMost Efficient Economies: 10,293rdLargest Black Market: 11,486thMost Avoided: 11,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,561stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,248thMost Developed: 17,377thHighest Average Incomes: 17,619th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionMost Avoided: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 191st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 218th in the region

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