The Corrugated Shantytown of Cardboard Lootbox is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Loot Boxcard with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.421 billion Cardsharks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hooverville. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lootboxing economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,465 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and Loot Boxcard is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime is totally unknown. Cardboard Lootbox's national animal is the Legendary Epic, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Hunting.

Cardboard Lootbox is ranked 13,075^th in the world and 24^th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 6.41 Weapons Per Person.