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Rudest Citizens: 611thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,073rdFattest Citizens: 1,788th
The Corrugated Shantytown of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Damn this cooldown timer!
Loot Boxcard
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cardboard Lootbox

Population6.421 billion

CapitalHooverville
LeaderLoot Boxcard
FaithCard Hunting

CurrencyCard
AnimalLegendary Epic

The Corrugated Shantytown of Cardboard Lootbox is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Loot Boxcard with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.421 billion Cardsharks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hooverville. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lootboxing economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,465 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and Loot Boxcard is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime is totally unknown. Cardboard Lootbox's national animal is the Legendary Epic, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Hunting.

Cardboard Lootbox is ranked 13,075th in the world and 24th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 6.41 Weapons Per Person.

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Rudest Citizens: 611thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,073rdFattest Citizens: 1,788thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thLargest Retail Industry: 1,954thMost Efficient Economies: 2,079thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,601stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,173rdMost Avoided: 3,181stHighest Average Incomes: 3,250thMost Secular: 3,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,700thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,750thLargest Black Market: 4,793rdSmartest Citizens: 5,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,100thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,559thLargest Mining Sector: 6,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,427thMost Cultured: 9,564thLargest Governments: 9,965thHighest Economic Output: 10,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,042ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,879thMost Armed: 13,075thMost Developed: 16,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,876thMost Influential: 22,916th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, Loot Boxcard is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardboard Lootbox, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.

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