Population | 10.767 billion |
Currency | Denero |
Animal | ardvarke |
The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.767 billion Cardmania90010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90010ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,540 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90010's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90010 is ranked 305,573rd in the world and 218th in LunarPunk for Most Cultured, scoring 4 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Cardmania90010 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, glamping Cardmania90010ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.