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Nudest: 1,541st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,214th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,976th
The Disputed Territories of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cardmania90010

Population1.284 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.284 billion Cardmania90010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90010ian economy, worth 96.4 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,102 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, and science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90010's national animal is the ardvarke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90010 is ranked 153,628th in the world and 2,275th in Yuno for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.49 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 1,541stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,214thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,976thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,846thMost Primitive: 13,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,549th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 153rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 180th in the regionMost Primitive: 224th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 225th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony.
  • : Cardmania90010 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.

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