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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,605thLargest Black Market: 3,860th
The Disputed Territories of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cardmania90010

Population10.767 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.767 billion Cardmania90010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90010ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,540 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90010's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90010 is ranked 305,573rd in the world and 218th in LunarPunk for Most Cultured, scoring 4 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,605thLargest Black Market: 3,860thMost Devout: 4,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,144thLargest Mining Sector: 5,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,014thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,142ndNudest: 9,137thLowest Crime Rates: 10,106thHighest Average Incomes: 10,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,103rdHighest Economic Output: 11,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,817thMost Patriotic: 14,424thLargest Governments: 14,903rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,648thHealthiest Citizens: 17,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,895th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Cardmania90010 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, glamping Cardmania90010ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.

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