The Fiefdom of Cardmania900109 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.621 billion Cardmania900109ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900109ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,833 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Cardmania900109 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Cardmania900109ian soldier - even to the bathroom, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900109's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900109 is ranked 40,869^th in the world and 135^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.34 law-abiding acts per hour.