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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,883rdLargest Black Market: 2,580th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cardmania90015

Population10.871 billion

Currency422
Animal42

The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania90015 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.871 billion Cardmania90015ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90015ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion 422s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,731 422s, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90015's national animal is the 42, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90015 is ranked 116,697th in the world and 17th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08230903608 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,883rdLargest Black Market: 2,580thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,508thLargest Mining Sector: 6,397thMost Patriotic: 7,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,154thMost Efficient Economies: 10,626thHighest Average Incomes: 10,767thLargest Retail Industry: 10,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,102ndHighest Economic Output: 11,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,296thLowest Crime Rates: 21,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,185thLargest Governments: 26,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 26,562ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,702nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90015's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Cardmania90015 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.

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