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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,277thLargest Mining Sector: 3,253rdLargest Black Market: 3,617th
The Matriarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cardmania9005

Population10.846 billion

CurrencyMoney
AnimalZebra

The Matriarchy of Cardmania9005 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.846 billion Cardmania9005ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9005ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,166 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,790 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Cardmania9005ian Liberator", safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania9005's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania9005 is ranked 300,154th in the world and 2nd in The Proxian of The Free Land of New East for Most Cultured, scoring 41 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,277thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,253rdLargest Black Market: 3,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,409thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,069thLowest Crime Rates: 7,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,169thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,807thHighest Average Incomes: 10,065thMost Efficient Economies: 10,515thMost Patriotic: 10,693rdHighest Economic Output: 11,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,335thLargest Governments: 13,439thTop
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Most Devout: 18,918thMost Authoritarian: 20,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30,578th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Cardmania9005ian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9005, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.

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