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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,302ndLargest Black Market: 3,580thMost Avoided: 4,260th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cardmania90073

Population10.8 billion

CurrencyBody
AnimalHuman

The Borderlands of Cardmania90073 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.8 billion Cardmania90073ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90073ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Bodies a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 179,974 Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Cardmania90073ian as 'your finger, you fool', diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Cardmania90073's mid-life crisis, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90073's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90073 is ranked 302,325th in the world and 153rd in Lily for Most Cultured, scoring 34 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,302ndLargest Black Market: 3,580thMost Avoided: 4,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,382ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,458thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,260thMost Armed: 5,509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,023rdMost Patriotic: 7,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,851stHighest Economic Output: 12,754thHighest Average Incomes: 13,560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,013thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,387thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,988thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,904thMost Efficient Economies: 30,561st
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Most Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90073 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Cardmania90073's mid-life crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Cardmania90073 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Cardmania90073ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Cardmania90073 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90073, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.

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