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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,665thLargest Black Market: 2,967thLargest Mining Sector: 3,700th
The Allied States of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Forward unto the dawn
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90085

Population10.823 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGiraffe

The Allied States of Cardmania90085 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.823 billion Cardmania90085ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90085ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,186 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,043 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania90085's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90085 is ranked 116,767th in the world and 87th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08060764828 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,665thLargest Black Market: 2,967thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,775thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,267thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,230thMost Efficient Economies: 9,619thHighest Average Incomes: 9,862ndHighest Economic Output: 10,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,435thMost Developed: 13,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,135thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,555thMost Patriotic: 17,865thLargest Governments: 18,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,783rdSmartest Citizens: 21,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,849th
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Most Developed: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90085's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Cardmania90085 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, endangered species are effective hostages against the Cardmania90085ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90085, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.

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