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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,779thLargest Retail Industry: 2,568thMost Armed: 3,304th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.661 billion

CapitalNew Cebu City
LeaderPrime Minister José María González
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCarlusinian peso

The Kingdom of Carlusinia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister José María González with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.661 billion Carlusinians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Carlusinian economy, worth 529 trillion Carlusinian pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,941 Carlusinian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the statue in the Kowalski Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carlusinia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Carlusinia is ranked 103,351st in the world and 76th in New Western Empire for Most Extreme, scoring 19.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,779thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,568thMost Armed: 3,304thRudest Citizens: 3,344thMost Efficient Economies: 4,583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,798thMost Cultured: 5,606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,204thHighest Average Incomes: 6,789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,967thMost Influential: 8,054thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,494thSmartest Citizens: 8,972ndMost Developed: 9,269thLargest Governments: 9,578thMost Devout: 10,128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,691stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,014thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,664thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,191stHealthiest Citizens: 14,687thMost Inclusive: 15,390thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,335thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,488th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Carlusinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, the statue in the Huffington Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Carlusinia was endorsed by The Republic of Mazamason.
  • : Carlusinia was endorsed by The Allied States of Ascendancy of Heria.
  • : Carlusinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Carlusinia, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.


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