by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,367thMost Armed: 5,968thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,597th
The Teocracy of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
The glory of gods!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.476 billion

FaithThe Great Peacock

CurrencyGolden Peacock

The Teocracy of Carpen is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.476 billion carpenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sighden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The frighteningly efficient carpenian economy, worth 145 trillion Golden Peacocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,885 Golden Peacocks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Carpen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carpen's national animal is the peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Great Peacock.

Carpen is ranked 19,056th in the world and 33rd in Novo Brasil for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,538.36 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,367thMost Armed: 5,968thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,694thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,894thNicest Citizens: 14,350thMost Inclusive: 15,853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,185th

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