by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 908thMost Influential: 3,150thMost Secular: 6,968th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Winter is coming
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population432 million

CapitalTerrania City

AnimalDire wolf

The Empire of Caselpania is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 432 million Caselpanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrania City. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caselpanian economy, worth 52.1 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,524 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, movie references are legally admissible in court, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caselpania's national animal is the Dire wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caselpania is ranked 13,631st in the world and 501st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,775.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 908thTop
Most Influential: 3,150thMost Secular: 6,968thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,631stLowest Crime Rates: 14,999thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,744thHealthiest Citizens: 17,795thMost Authoritarian: 18,433rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,426th
Most Secular: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 597th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 651st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 715th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 749th in the regionNudest: 824th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 866th in the regionMost Influential: 893rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 895th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 904th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 907th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Caselpania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Caselpania, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Terrania City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Caselpania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Caselpania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 193 » Koda-Land, Hamerica, Ethnon, Valhalla123, Fayyayid, Ihese, The Rhein States, Arichia, Omnistria, Libertania Democratica, Corfad, Guer Aike, Yellops, Dreadton, Joodey, Fauzjhia, Seanat, Schnuftelland, Notyoutopia, Daiz, Shibutani, Westinor, Newpromisedland, 1 very fast endotarter, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zzozona, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Interdimensional Zone, Sundred, New Lakemba, Saperisole, Dar es Saalam, McMasterdonia, The Calabash Protectorate, Prydania, El Fiji Grande, Noahs Second Country, Empy, Sikol, Wineclaw, The Tampa Bay Rays, East Akra, Lavender To, Dabarastan, Valentine Z, Yaorozu, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Eywaan, and 143 others.Zeternia, Orado, Kranostav, Jovian Knights, Brucklania, Vincone Cae, The Endless Eventide, North Bratislava, Seenvorland, Serendipita Martia, Fracie, Korovan Isles, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Praeceps, Pallaith, Yokciq Empire, Sunto, Pigeonstan, Pazair, Loutsland, Timothea, Kocherian, Clan Spaniel, Lux Conos, Aeolist, Miamington, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Abject Ludicrosity, Solcius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Solskjar, Palisede, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Maclare, Highton Islands, The Real Ram Ranch, Camikistan, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Cowbridge, Sembawang GRC, Arimbia, Cabaifer, Smesh, Orogonia, The Turkish workers of Europe, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Frances Francis the First of France, Brifranssia, Terban Kedah, Drutopia Insomnia, Gin Tonic, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Fel Imass, Amblegreserland, Dangine, Shadowrik, The Gamer Party, West Camerica, Mannsoneria, Artemis Selene, Noesantara, Zumlandia, Xyrron, Eraver, Hopsin, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Ravendi, Northern Glory, Palmasas, Cartero, Termathe, Sil Dorsett, Illusia and Neverendia, Cinnibar, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Sarekono, Simone Republic, Buckhem, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, United Kahndaq, Erubetia, WeKnow, Ultra777, Cucuville, Andexia, Innocentic, Eastern Cous Empria, Ataraxia Somnia, Moubarakistan, Godwanna, ArizonaRepublic, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Hellcatian Empire, Embauba, U S Eh, New Tronia, Votak Matim, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Maott, Anungu, Warancia, Napnomadia, Moszce-Walvard, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Srnsbaland, Lulubellia, Holy Oranz, Amprak, Glanst, Republica Guilleana, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Royal States of Canada, Comfed, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Unsophisticate, Rozarus, and Hardscrabble.

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