Population | 32.91 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.91 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 21,443 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 651,581 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,677,127 per year while the poor average 29,391, a ratio of 159 to 1.
The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and CEO Moneybags's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 340,788th in the world and 8th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -125.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, CEO Moneybags's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, some magnifier-wielding Cashdeers say CEO Moneybags seems a little lacking in something.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Cashdeerian mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, a Pontbridge Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Cashdeer #1 for number twos.