by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,721stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,147th
The Cat of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Disharmony, like a cat, gets everywhere
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.335 billion

CapitalCattery 073


The Cat of Cat073 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.335 billion Cat073ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattery 073. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The strong Cat073ian economy, worth 76.9 trillion Mice a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,639 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat073's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cat073 is ranked 136,015th in the world and 4th in mariosin for Most Developed, scoring 54.09 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,721stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,147th

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