Population | 20.823 billion |
Leader | a Premier |
Currency | Franc |
Animal | Rat |
The Morbid Abode of Catacomb Dwellers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Premier with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.823 billion Catacomb Dwellers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Administration, with International Aid also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.
The large but stagnant Catacomb Dwelling economy, worth 686 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,952 Francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,793 per year while the poor average 579, a ratio of 496 to 1.
The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Catacomb Dwellers City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Catacomb Dwellers's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Catacomb Dwellers is ranked 176,698th in the world and 2nd in Paris for Most Stationary, with 86.14750042112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Catacomb Dwellers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Catacomb Dwellers's influence in Paris rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Catacomb Dwellers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Catacomb Dwellers's influence in Paris rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Catacomb Dwellers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Catacomb Dwellers's influence in Paris rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Catacomb Dwellers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Catacomb Dwellers's influence in Paris rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Catacomb Dwellers's influence in Paris rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Catacomb Dwellers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.