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Highest Crime Rates: 2,355thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,940thFattest Citizens: 3,146th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
The Freer the Market, The Freer The People.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Cauva

Population481 million

CapitalCorwen

Currencycauvan credit ȼ
AnimalTasseled wobbegong

The Republic of Cauva is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 481 million Cauvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corwen. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cauvan economy, worth 57.7 trillion cauvan credit ȼs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,046 cauvan credit ȼs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cauva's national animal is the Tasseled wobbegong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cauva is ranked 3,146th in the world and 4th in Novus Lucidum for Fattest Citizens, with 30.6 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,355thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,940thFattest Citizens: 3,146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,434thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,666thMost Avoided: 3,833rdRudest Citizens: 4,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,808thMost Armed: 6,229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,321stLargest Retail Industry: 7,985thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,859th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cauva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauva, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauva, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauva, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauva, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauva, many believe that the only good Tasseled wobbegong is a dead Tasseled wobbegong.
  • : Cauva's influence in Novus Lucidum rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Cauva lodged a message on the Novus Lucidum Regional Message Board.
  • : Cauva lodged a message on the Novus Lucidum Regional Message Board.
  • : Cauva lodged a message on the Novus Lucidum Regional Message Board.

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Varzo, New Nationale Einheit, Scalesburg, Ionalands, The Arken, Condaian, and Barbariax.

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