The People's Republic of CCP China is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 6.619 billion Chinese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chinese economy, worth 713 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,866 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chinese tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Xi Jinping wears an armoured gauntlet, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CCP China's national animal is the giant panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pure Land Mahāyāna Buddhism.

CCP China is ranked 18,516^th in the world and 5^th in China for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.97 law-abiding acts per hour.