The Republic of Cechena is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Deroskavich Putinia with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.753 billion Cechenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grosnoiva. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cechenan economy, worth 206 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,507 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cechena's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Cechena is ranked 127,003^rd in the world and 88^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.01 law-abiding acts per hour.