The NationStates Monster Jolly of Celannica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.815 billion Celans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celannica. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Celan economy, worth a remarkable 2,527 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 370,865 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celannica's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Urthium.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celannica's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Celannica relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
- : Celannica was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Celannica ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : Celannica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Democratic States of Tseriesiscoming.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Fuflix workers union.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Bad Nation of Oofery.