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Most Devout: 2,590thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,716thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,044th
The Theocracy of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Celtic Catholics

Population11.794 billion

CapitalGlasgow
LeaderLady Kathryn I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyRumby
AnimalCorgi

The Theocracy of Celtic Catholics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Kathryn I with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.794 billion Celtic Catholics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The all-consuming Celtic Catholic economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Rumbies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,263 Rumbies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, orange trees find it's not easy being green, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Celtic Catholics's national animal is the Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Celtic Catholics is ranked 13,723rd in the world and 12th in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 1,879.95863710348 days.

Top
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Most Devout: 2,590thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,716thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,044thMost Armed: 4,503rdMost Primitive: 5,181stRudest Citizens: 6,967thLargest Retail Industry: 7,063rdFattest Citizens: 8,992ndLargest Black Market: 12,497thMost Stationary: 13,723rdTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,030thMost Cultured: 19,584thMost Influential: 20,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,768thHighest Economic Output: 22,931stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,460thHighest Crime Rates: 25,980thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,618th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celtic Catholics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Celtic Catholics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Celtic Catholics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Catholics, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Catholics, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Catholics, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Catholics, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Catholics, Lady Kathryn I has killer fashion sense.
  • : Celtic Catholics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Celtic Catholics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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