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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,400thMost Influential: 6,434thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,203rd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Living the Dream, As One
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Celvehnon

Population589 million

CapitalValonn Lukka

CurrencyCelvika
AnimalPuffin

The Federal Republic of Celvehnon is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 589 million Celvehnonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valonn Lukka. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celvehnonian economy, worth 39.2 trillion Celvikas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,481 Celvikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Celvehnon are blocked up with orders for new public loos, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celvehnon's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Celvehnon is ranked 137,528th in the world and 663rd in Europeia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.78 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,400thMost Influential: 6,434thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,203rdBest Weather: 15,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,929thNicest Citizens: 20,087th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, builders across Celvehnon are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, third world countries are rich in "I Love Valonn Lukka" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Celvehnon, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.

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