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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,196thSafest: 2,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,329th
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Central Africa

Population5.391 billion

LeaderComrade Anne-Marie Goumba

CurrencyAfrican Pound

The United Socialist States of Central Africa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Anne-Marie Goumba with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.391 billion Central Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Central African economy, worth 613 trillion African Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,825 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Africa's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Central Africa is ranked 32,276th in the world and 1st in Florida Peninsula for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,479.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Public Education: 2,196thSafest: 2,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,761stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,509thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,525thMost Developed: 5,828thLowest Crime Rates: 5,954thLargest Governments: 7,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,598thMost Efficient Economies: 8,148thSmartest Citizens: 9,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,959thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,085thHealthiest Citizens: 12,177thMost Inclusive: 16,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,202ndMost Pacifist: 16,433rdMost Cultured: 17,195th

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