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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,164thBest Weather: 4,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,933rd
The Social Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
We shall rise higher then the Wren sits
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Central Birdland

Population13.039 billion

CapitalZaunkönigsberg
LeaderDemocratischer Rat

CurrencyBird
AnimalWren

The Social Democratic Republic of Central Birdland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Democratischer Rat with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 13.039 billion Central Birdlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaunkönigsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Birdlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Birds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,660 Birds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, bins outnumber trees in city parks, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Birdland's national animal is the Wren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Birdland is ranked 136,066th in the world and 28th in Alcris for Most Stationary, with 232.25170552548 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,164thBest Weather: 4,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,933rdMost Secular: 5,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,630thSafest: 5,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,888thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,847thMost Pacifist: 7,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,341stHealthiest Citizens: 8,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,254thNicest Citizens: 10,830thSmartest Citizens: 11,283rdHighest Food Quality: 12,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,491stLargest Governments: 14,271stMost Developed: 14,474thTop
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Most Influential: 14,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,992ndMost Inclusive: 15,800thMost Cultured: 15,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,709thHighest Economic Output: 18,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,389thMost Income Equality: 24,831st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Central Birdland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Central Birdland was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Central Birdland endorsed The Republic of 3 dots.
  • : Central Birdland endorsed The Republic of Robur libertas.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Birdland, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".

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