The Reformed State of Centrialand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Premier with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.373 billion Centri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equalia. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrian economy, worth 171 trillion rifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,691 rifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrialand's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Absurdism.

Centrialand is ranked 238,867^th in the world and 9,040^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 27.85 Whatever.