The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.031 billion Centristvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,997 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, light entertainment isn't dead, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 113,846^th in the world and 3,892^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 922.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.