The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Grant with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.363 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Cents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,683 Cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Centristvillian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and they say that Centristvillians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 37,420^th in the world and 796^th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 46.35 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.