The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.602 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth 692 trillion Cents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,208 Cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 6,722^nd in the world and 213^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.16 on the Human Development Index.