The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.655 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,360 Cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Grant's wardrobe, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 2,529^th in the world and 75^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,358.98 Tourists Per Hour.