The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.599 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion Cents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,389 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 3,335^th in the world and 75^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 50,480.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.