The Egg Kingdom of Ceptolia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Egg with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.5 billion eggers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceptolian economy, worth 604 trillion eggs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,378 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is totally unknown. Ceptolia's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Optimism.

Ceptolia is ranked 16,113^th in the world and 50^th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,568.36 on the Societal Mobility Rating.