The Egg Kingdom of Ceptolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Egg with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.95 billion eggers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceptolian economy, worth 662 trillion eggs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,800 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eggers must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown. Crime is totally unknown. Ceptolia's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Optimism.

Ceptolia is ranked 30,029^th in the world and 68^th in Spiritus for Highest Economic Output, with 662 trillion Standard Monetary Units.