by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 434th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population21.427 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.427 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 7,079 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,394 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,092,580 per year while the poor average 2,998, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Cute fluffy little RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001s are increasingly popular exotic pets, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cerberionites any less frightened, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 479th in the world and 7th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 15,288.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 437thLargest Insurance Industry: 479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 497thMost Avoided: 499thLargest Mining Sector: 554thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 619thFattest Citizens: 662ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 761stLargest Gambling Industry: 869thHighest Economic Output: 927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 959thMost Corrupt Governments: 974thMost Devout: 1,097thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,431stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,443rdMost Armed: 1,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,926thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,214thLargest Retail Industry: 2,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,828thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,978thLowest Crime Rates: 4,099thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,143rdLargest Populations: 5,337thMost Conservative: 5,824thRudest Citizens: 6,214thMost Efficient Economies: 6,415thLargest Governments: 7,799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,903rdTop
Largest Black Market: 11,155thMost Pro-Market: 17,192ndMost Extreme: 18,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,409thMost Influential: 19,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,108th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 71st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cerberion's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Cerberion relocated from Osiris to 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Cerberion ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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