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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,466th
The National Monarchist State of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
For Moramia, for Cermier!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cermiersia

Population936 million

CapitalMariline
LeaderMoramia Paleni

CurrencyFalktike
AnimalCenus

The National Monarchist State of Cermiersia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Moramia Paleni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 936 million Cermiersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariline. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The thriving Cermiersian economy, worth 116 trillion Falktikes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,031 Falktikes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Cermiersian throne, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cermiersia's national animal is the Cenus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cermiersia is ranked 58,320th in the world and 1,775th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,538.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,466thLowest Crime Rates: 5,707thMost Conservative: 6,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,963rdLargest Governments: 8,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,424thMost Authoritarian: 8,855thHealthiest Citizens: 9,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,653rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,240thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,425thBest Weather: 13,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,407thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,850thSmartest Citizens: 15,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,194thHighest Average Incomes: 21,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,500th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Governments: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionMost Conservative: 251st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 319th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 321st in the regionBest Weather: 339th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 356th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 445th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 526th in the regionMost Devout: 571st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Cermiersian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Cermiersia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, Moramia Paleni claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, foreign leaders who don't applaud Moramia Paleni's speeches are regarded as enemies of Cermiersia.

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