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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,929thMost Pacifist: 17,844th
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
For the people, for the world!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Ceuta-Melilla

Population361 million

Currencytxanpon-moneta
Animalcamel

The Protectorate of Ceuta-Melilla is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 361 million Ceuillans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Ceuillan economy, worth 18.5 trillion txanpon-monetas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,266 txanpon-monetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceuta-Melilla's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ceuta-Melilla is ranked 64,331st in the world and 40th in Greater Cyngland for Most Authoritarian, with 867.26 milliStalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,929thTop
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Most Pacifist: 17,844th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceuta-Melilla's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Ceuta-Melilla's influence in Greater Cyngland fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Ceuta-Melilla's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Ceuta-Melilla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Ceuta-Melilla changed its national demonym to "Ceuillan" and its demonym adjective to "Ceuillan".

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