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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,321st
The Izmiri Puppet of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
For the people, for the country, for the world!
Sultan Halil Ekinci
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Ceuta-Melilla

Population1.735 billion

CapitalCeuta
LeaderSultan Halil Ekinci
FaithOttoman Muslim

Currencydiravcins
Animalcamel

The Izmiri Puppet of Ceuta-Melilla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sultan Halil Ekinci with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.735 billion Ceuillans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceuta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The Ceuillan economy, worth 105 trillion diravcins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,521 diravcins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceuta-Melilla's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ottoman Muslim.

Ceuta-Melilla is ranked 200,746th in the world and 77th in Greater Cyngland for Most Developed, scoring 50.44 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,637thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,321st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceuta-Melilla's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Ceuta-Melilla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Ceuta-Melilla's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceuta-Melilla, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.

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