The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceutalia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emiliano Valentin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 912 million Ceutalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucena. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceutalian economy, worth 77.4 trillion Ceuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,906 Ceuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceutalia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ceutalia is ranked 215,505^th in the world and 7,122^nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -159.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.