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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 2,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,587th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
From Many, One
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population912 million

LeaderEmiliano Valentin


The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceutalia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Emiliano Valentin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 912 million Ceutalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucena. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceutalian economy, worth 77.4 trillion Ceuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,906 Ceuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceutalia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ceutalia is ranked 215,505th in the world and 7,122nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -159.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 2,130thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,587thMost Pacifist: 5,062ndNicest Citizens: 6,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,708thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,890thMost Inclusive: 8,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,058thBest Weather: 10,608thSafest: 11,046thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,923rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,293rdMost Developed: 14,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,316thHealthiest Citizens: 16,320thMost Secular: 17,339thMost Cultured: 17,925thHighest Drug Use: 17,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,737thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,370thSmartest Citizens: 24,053rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Pacifist: 185th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 194th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 230th in the regionNicest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 264th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 289th in the regionMost Inclusive: 320th in the regionBest Weather: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionSafest: 379th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 424th in the regionMost Developed: 431st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 450th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 494th in the regionMost Cultured: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 525th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 576th in the regionMost Secular: 589th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 606th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 624th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 727th in the regionLargest Governments: 758th in the regionNudest: 793rd in the region

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