The Chad of Chadinton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.597 billion Chad are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 292 trillion Chads a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,650 Chads, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Chad won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the digital money revolution has cashed out, ill and injured visitors in Chadinton have to walk it off until they return home, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 226,899^th in the world and 8,574^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 41.19 Whatever.