The Empire of Chadinton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.072 billion Chad are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chad economy, worth 92.8 trillion Chads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,589 Chads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Chad democracy, many in Chadinton are born in the purple, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 29,667^th in the world and 1,084^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,346.99 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.