Population | 25.629 billion |
Capital | Shangri La |
Leader | Koba Wolff |
Faith | Dinkoism |
Currency | Hard Cash |
Animal | കുമ്മനാന |
The Constitutional Anarchy of Chalakudy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Koba Wolff with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.629 billion Humans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri La. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 12,382 trillion Hard Cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 483,136 Hard Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, recognizing the Human flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalakudy's national animal is the കുമ്മനാന, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinkoism.
Chalakudy is ranked 7,832nd in the world and 2nd in India for Most Stationary, with 2,650.5187203336 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, recognizing the Human flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Upper Calcutta, Mauryavarsha, Madhyarashtra, Pygania, Akhand Bharatam, Safariana, Marvellia, and Bharatvarsh174.