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Most Secular: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rdHealthiest Citizens: 191st
The Constitutional Anarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
നീ മോര് കുടിക്കുക, അത് വെളിവിനെയും ബോധത്തെയും ഉണർത്തും
Koba Wolff
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Chalakudy

Population25.629 billion

CapitalShangri La
LeaderKoba Wolff
FaithDinkoism

CurrencyHard Cash
Animalകുമ്മനാന

The Constitutional Anarchy of Chalakudy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Koba Wolff with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.629 billion Humans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri La. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 12,382 trillion Hard Cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 483,136 Hard Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, recognizing the Human flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalakudy's national animal is the കുമ്മനാന, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinkoism.

Chalakudy is ranked 7,832nd in the world and 2nd in India for Most Stationary, with 2,650.5187203336 days.

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Most Secular: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rdHealthiest Citizens: 191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 209thMost Developed: 216thSmartest Citizens: 220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 265thHighest Poor Incomes: 337thSafest: 392ndLargest Retail Industry: 446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 467thLowest Crime Rates: 501stHighest Economic Output: 510thHighest Average Incomes: 536thHighest Food Quality: 557thMost Cultured: 689thRudest Citizens: 720thMost Rebellious Youth: 828thLargest Publishing Industry: 842ndLargest Governments: 981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,087thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,138thMost Inclusive: 1,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,345thMost Pacifist: 1,507thBest Weather: 2,378thMost Influential: 2,585thMost Efficient Economies: 2,748thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,242ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,358thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,185thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,962ndLargest Populations: 7,322ndMost Stationary: 7,832ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,189thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,281stNicest Citizens: 9,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,446thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,191stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,781st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, recognizing the Human flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalakudy, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Upper Calcutta, Mauryavarsha, Madhyarashtra, Pygania, Akhand Bharatam, Safariana, Marvellia, and Bharatvarsh174.

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