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Most Cheerful Citizens: 467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 517thBest Weather: 702nd
The Tribal Democratic Union of
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Champaign

Population22.24 billion

CapitalUrbana
LeaderJohnny Silverhand
FaithAll Religions Accepted

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOtter

The Tribal Democratic Union of Champaign is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johnny Silverhand with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.24 billion Tribesmen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Champaignian economy, worth a remarkable 4,588 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,313 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, Johnny Silverhand's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown. Champaign's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is All Religions Accepted.

Champaign is ranked 1,445th in the world and 45th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 316 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 517thBest Weather: 702ndMost Inclusive: 726thMost Advanced Public Education: 730thNicest Citizens: 730thMost Pacifist: 738thMost Beautiful Environments: 743rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 784thMost Compassionate Citizens: 821stHighest Food Quality: 859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 928thMost Developed: 1,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,235thHealthiest Citizens: 1,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,376thSafest: 1,421stMost Cultured: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,536thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,872ndLargest Governments: 1,878thSmartest Citizens: 2,132ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,079thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,098thHighest Economic Output: 3,810thLowest Crime Rates: 3,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,616thMost Efficient Economies: 7,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,090thHighest Average Incomes: 9,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,608thMost Influential: 12,605thLargest Populations: 12,633rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,152ndMost Secular: 16,381stNudest: 18,600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,371st
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Nicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 413th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 521st in the regionMost Income Equality: 539th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 547th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 585th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 803rd in the regionMost Secular: 946th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 961st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,089th in the region

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