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Most Cheerful Citizens: 376thMost Inclusive: 478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 516th
The Tribal Democratic Union of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Beings
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Champaign

Population16.339 billion

CapitalUrbana
LeaderPiper Wright
FaithRastafarianism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOtter

The Tribal Democratic Union of Champaign is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Piper Wright with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.339 billion Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Champaignian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 183,120 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Champaign's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Champaign is ranked 769th in the world and 14th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,905.06 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 376thMost Inclusive: 478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 516thNicest Citizens: 527thMost Pacifist: 559thBest Weather: 604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 683rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 729thLargest Welfare Programs: 751stMost Beautiful Environments: 769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 900thMost Advanced Public Education: 938thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 956thMost Developed: 984thHealthiest Citizens: 1,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,172ndMost Cultured: 1,264thSafest: 1,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,429thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,617thLargest Governments: 1,986thSmartest Citizens: 2,341stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,426thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,148thMost Influential: 3,232ndHighest Economic Output: 4,836thLowest Crime Rates: 5,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,459thMost Efficient Economies: 7,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,577thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,607thMost Stationary: 13,736thMost Income Equality: 14,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,948thMost Secular: 19,618th
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Secular: 449th in the regionMost Income Equality: 491st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 511th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Champaign was endorsed by The Republic of Miraxandredoliaaxizogstan.
  • : Champaign was endorsed by The Empire of Rajtech.
  • : Champaign was endorsed by The Democratic States of Draggy.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Champaign voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Champaign voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Champaign voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.

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