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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,728th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Onward, Vah Rudania, for Goron City and Hyrule!
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Champion Daruk

Population2.553 billion

CapitalGoron Mountain
LeaderDaruk
FaithGoron

CurrencyDaruk's protection
AnimalGoron

The Dominion of Champion Daruk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Daruk with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.553 billion Champion Darukians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goron Mountain. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Champion Darukian economy, worth 172 trillion Daruk's protections a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,605 Daruk's protections, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Champion Daruk, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Champion Daruk's national animal is the Goron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goron.

Champion Daruk is ranked 172,367th in the world and 11th in ATOMIC for Rudest Citizens, with 35.76 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,728th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Champion Daruk's influence in ATOMIC rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Champion Daruk.
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Champion Daruk's influence in ATOMIC rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Champion Daruk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Champion Daruk, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.

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