by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,815thMost Influential: 8,369thSafest: 10,381st
The The Ice Cream Addicts of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Only the warmest heart can melt the coldest icecream
Lord Icecreme
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.992 billion

CapitalFloof City
LeaderLord Icecreme

AnimalVanilla Samoyed

The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Icecreme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.992 billion Charlie-Simbans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Charlie-Simban economy, worth 118 trillion Cat-Paw-Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,563 Cat-Paw-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charlie-Simba's national animal is the Vanilla Samoyed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creamism.

Charlie-Simba is ranked 214,673rd in the world and 6,659th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 45.31 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,815thMost Influential: 8,369thSafest: 10,381stBest Weather: 11,366thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,188thMost Pacifist: 13,523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,566thNicest Citizens: 17,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,780thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,117thMost Inclusive: 21,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,844thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,368th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 270th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 279th in the regionNicest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionMost Inclusive: 359th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 472nd in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 533rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 535th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 563rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 613th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 676th in the region

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