The Mind of Charlotte Ryberg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlotte Ryberg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.665 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Minoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,178 trillion Minoan tala a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,943 Minoan tala, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Charlotte Ryberg's national animal is the blue and yellow bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Charlotte Ryberg is ranked 285,528^th in the world and 8^th in Funen for Most Primitive, scoring -209.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.