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Most Cultured: 249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 281stHealthiest Citizens: 308th
The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
The answer, of course, is 42.
NKBlue
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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ChasingLola

Population37.027 billion

CapitalNKBlue City
LeaderNKBlue
FaithChristianity

Currencystangia
Animaldolphin

The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 37.027 billion ChasingLolans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth an astonishing 10,460 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,505 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and the entirety of NKBlue's administration can be crammed into a phone booth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 3,017th in the world and 4th in Taijitu for Most Stationary, with 3,791.66424 days.

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Most Cultured: 249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 281stHealthiest Citizens: 308thBest Weather: 366thMost Developed: 450thLargest Publishing Industry: 465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 470thLongest Average Lifespans: 480thMost Beautiful Environments: 585thLargest Black Market: 600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 610thHighest Economic Output: 732ndHighest Food Quality: 789thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,660thMost Influential: 1,765thMost Devout: 1,959thLargest Populations: 2,070thSmartest Citizens: 2,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,777thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,350thHighest Average Incomes: 3,581stLowest Crime Rates: 4,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,376thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,949thMost Inclusive: 8,224thLargest Governments: 9,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,476thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,211thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,942ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,534thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,446thMost Efficient Economies: 19,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,159thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,176thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,879th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, the entirety of NKBlue's administration can be crammed into a phone booth.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : ChasingLola voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : ChasingLola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : ChasingLola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in ChasingLola, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.

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