The Democratic Republic of Chedonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.672 billion Chedonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chedonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,921 trillion chardans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,510 chardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and citizens must pay to enjoy Chedonia's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Chedonia's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chedonia is ranked 717^th in the world and 32^nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 258.59 quips per hour.