The Delicious Dessert of Cheese Cake is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Beatrice Chake with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.6 billion Cheese Cakeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caketopia. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheese Cakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,344 trillion blueberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,001 blueberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, the Caketopia Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime is totally unknown. Cheese Cake's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cakeism.

Cheese Cake is ranked 86,784^th in the world and 9^th in Autumnal Court for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.64 law-abiding acts per hour.