by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Rudest Citizens: 239thLargest Retail Industry: 258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 568th
The Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.261 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.261 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,344 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 255,601 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,043rd in the world and 21st in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 59.88 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 239thLargest Retail Industry: 258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 568thMost Rebellious Youth: 892ndFattest Citizens: 1,043rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,106thMost Inclusive: 1,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,379thHighest Drug Use: 1,437thMost Influential: 1,618thNicest Citizens: 1,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,838thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,158thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,512thMost Cultured: 2,663rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,721stMost Efficient Economies: 2,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,909thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,084thLargest Governments: 6,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,492ndMost Pacifist: 7,994thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,614thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,609thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,936thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,937thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,034thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,312thMost Armed: 14,378thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,441stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,779thMost Politically Free: 19,985thHighest Crime Rates: 20,705thMost Stationary: 21,565th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 198th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 265th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Pacifist: 274th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 369th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 373rd in the regionMost Armed: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 419th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionMost Extreme: 514th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 556th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 574th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 577th in the regionLargest Populations: 646th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 675th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Republic of Eastocke.
  • : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Republic of Eastocke.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Staynes, Pakitsk, Brotherland, Greater New Cassandra, Marrabuk, Asendavia, Todd McCloud, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, H-Zhena, A mean old man, Dragons Blood, BuciLand, Zukchiva, Merlovich, Tretrid, New Leganes, Layngderfleethe, Distro-Spartica, Rainbow Vests, Oofery, Lingu, New Bobby, Tawuse, Sunsistan, Gunov, Coruh, Modra, FreedomIand, Acronis, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, The Three States of Fortuna, Debluu, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Dannemarie, Axdel, ArenaC, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Stellar Colonies, Zeiberland, The Armed Savages, Crucifer, A Slanted Black Stripe, Freedom Fascists, Serkin, Wakeopolis, Firenation91, and 135 others.La xinga, The solar ottomans, Euricanis, Kilkire, Plazland, Rabarbarys, Grossvietnam, Roliganistan, Elejamie, Santa Dystopia, Azureano, Kublam, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Impia Aghte, Servants of Gizmo, Ridann, Ripsylvania, Bullpups, Survivoristan, United China Nation, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, 3 14159265358979323846264, ReeK, Enlil, CopyCato, Hexyia, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Adioration, The Empire of Rijelv, Concentus, Harro Waarudho, Federated States of Zootron, Socialist Holy American Empire, Cacnesia, Order of the saint Dumas, Pizza devil cat, Holy Alasia Orozen, Imperial Akatsuki, New Amerindia, Lanagon, Mastariere, Propwash, CANZUK 1, The Death Syndicate, North Insomnia, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Rokaku, Khadah, Chols Worithopia, Cymru Broadcasters, Jamitri, Hitaria, Raneve Brusertheatel, Davinhia, Albrook, Adavan, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedomindia, Dragonia, United States of Masbate, Packilvania, Kalaratri, Airrajul, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Biingus, Wane, Interdimensional Waifus, Slys Paws, Developing World, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Monezambique, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Rhealaliit, Biggstonia, Joundia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Roissyland, Narinoland, Arunika, Kyrtizhan, Tshana, Fellon, Cameronia Excellentia, Sen Jast, Trimmania, Kriov, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Lorrana, Kelsyth, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Blobbo, Vaskeden, The Bedford Initiative, Brova, Eastern Alksearia, Johor DT, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Fuflix workers union, Dravida India, Cellar Doors, Zwen, Blobon, West Nagato, Kagorg Bra Corna, Heatherspike, Kucia, The Kulaata Islands, Devlon, Lueva, Republoslavia, Technocratic Tagalog, Pirnovo, Spiruvania, BowPen, Eagle Crest, Nythi, Aquyia, Tierra Fuego, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Northern Celavon, Empire of Dabiristan, Dahom, Getodacii, and Eastocke.

View Forum posts