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Rudest Citizens: 367thLargest Retail Industry: 391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 704th
The Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Peace and Justice
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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CheeseBurrito

Population3.64 billion

CapitalCheesetopia
LeaderBig Cheese

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.64 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 823 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 226,243 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Cheesetopia as a backdrop, skateparks can be found in every city, there's never enough space in space, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 101,373rd in the world and 3,690th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.41 Crimes Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 367thLargest Retail Industry: 391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,084thMost Inclusive: 1,564thFattest Citizens: 1,647thMost Influential: 1,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,903rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,955thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,258thSmartest Citizens: 3,699thMost Cultured: 3,949thHighest Average Incomes: 4,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,867thMost Efficient Economies: 6,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,501stMost Pacifist: 10,034thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,830thLargest Governments: 12,487thMost Politically Free: 12,689thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,154thHighest Drug Use: 19,077thMost Extreme: 20,424th
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionMost Politically Free: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 266th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionLargest Governments: 328th in the regionMost Pacifist: 346th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 490th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 517th in the regionMost Extreme: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 657th in the regionNudest: 674th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 718th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 756th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 781st in the regionLargest Populations: 788th in the regionMost Developed: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Cheesetopia as a backdrop.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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