by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,962nd Rudest Citizens: 2,390th Most Influential: 3,702nd
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Population1.134 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.134 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 172 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,183 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, baiting is a national sport, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 30,956th in the world and 1,119th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,579.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,962ndRudest Citizens: 2,390thMost Influential: 3,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,188thMost Inclusive: 6,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,568thNicest Citizens: 6,855thMost Politically Free: 6,991stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,242ndNudest: 7,461stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,494thSmartest Citizens: 10,148thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,199thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,580thHighest Drug Use: 11,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,119thMost Developed: 11,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,685thMost Pacifist: 11,907thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,931stHighest Average Incomes: 12,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,369thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,979thMost Cultured: 13,537thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,971stMost Efficient Economies: 16,025th
Rudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 128th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionNicest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 259th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 284th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 306th in the regionMost Developed: 323rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 325th in the regionMost Cultured: 331st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 352nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 456th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 486th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 495th in the regionLargest Governments: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : CheeseBurrito was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Cartographer Guy of Staynes.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.


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