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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 955th Rudest Citizens: 1,167th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,234th
The Corporate Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
For God and Cheesecake
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cheesecakeastan

Population9.268 billion

CapitalCheesecakeopia
LeaderPresident Thomas de Reptar

CurrencyCakian
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Thomas de Reptar with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.268 billion Cheesecakeastanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesecakeopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesecakeastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Cakians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 215,321 Cakians, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 764,868 per year while the poor average 43,683, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, Cheesecakeastanian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about President Thomas de Reptar, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesecakeastan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheesecakeastan is ranked 159,353rd in the world and 200th in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -25.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 955thRudest Citizens: 1,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,234thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,249thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,412thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,614thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,781stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,254thFattest Citizens: 2,258thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,961stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,175thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,306thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,738thLargest Mining Sector: 3,876thMost Efficient Economies: 4,337thHighest Average Incomes: 4,543rdMost Avoided: 4,689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,962ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,592ndHighest Economic Output: 5,845thMost Politically Free: 6,948thMost Influential: 7,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,888thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,277thMost Devout: 10,293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,775thMost Armed: 12,182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,810th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the region

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