The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Thomas de Reptar with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.917 billion Cheesecakeastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesecakeopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesecakeastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,896 trillion Cakians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 224,221 Cakians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesecakeastan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheesecakeastan is ranked 2,911^th in the world and 2^nd in Thaecia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,692.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.