Population | 12.917 billion |
Capital | Cheesecakeopia |
Leader | President Thomas de Reptar |
Currency | Cakian |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Thomas de Reptar with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.917 billion Cheesecakeastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesecakeopia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cheesecakeastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,896 trillion Cakians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 224,221 Cakians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesecakeastan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Cheesecakeastan is ranked 2,911th in the world and 2nd in Thaecia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,692.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cheesecakeastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Cheesecakeastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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Cheesecakeastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Cheesecakeastan was endorsed by
The Recently Elected Senator of Antenion.
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Cheesecakeastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Cheesecakeastan was endorsed by
The Holy Hunter of Easter Eggs of Hulldom.
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Cheesecakeastan was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
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Cheesecakeastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Cheesecakeastan's influence in Thaecia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Cheesecakeastan was endorsed by
The Republic of Rivogna.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » The Marconian State,
Nouvelle Valois,
Besancia,
Marie Byrd,
Orleanth,
Rushenberg,
Marvinville,
Cirrus Azale,
Ermica,
World Trade,
Korsinia,
Orsily,
Zermanny,
Tijati,
The Bigtopia,
German Moravia,
Atto,
Haskoy,
Taralania,
Indian Genius,
King Vonte,
Karnozia,
Cerdenia,
Western Mediterranea,
Rhodesae,
Clarance,
Brototh,
Quintington,
ASEAN Nations,
Levantx,
Rivogna,
Hulldom, and
Antenion.